EpsteinGate

Joy, another episode of "Outrage Theater" brought to you by the Democrats and their media lapdogs. Because, you know, they're just so concerned about justice and morality. Please, spare us the theatrics. The Democrats' selective outrage over Epstein's connections is a joke. They're like a bunch of self-righteous clowns, pointing fingers at everyone else while ignoring their own dirty laundry.

• The Clinton-Lewinsky affair, anyone? Yeah, that was just a minor "indiscretion" that they swept under the rug.
• And let's not forget the numerous other scandals they've covered up or downplayed over the years.

But hey, who needs consistency or integrity when you can just manufacture outrage and pretend to be outraged? And then there's the media, amplifying this nonsense like a bunch of parrots on steroids. Because, you know, they're just so committed to "journalistic integrity".

• They ignore real issues like poverty, inequality, and corruption, and instead focus on sensationalized scandals that get them ratings and clicks.
• They quote "experts" who are just paid shills, and "influencers" who are just self-promoting attention seekers.
• And they have the nerve to call themselves "journalists", like they're actually doing some kind of public service.

Give me a break. And the public, oh the public, so gullible and eager to swallow this swill. They lap up this manufactured outrage like the good little sheep they are, without ever questioning the motives behind it.

• They share their outrage on social media, using hashtags and slogans like they're actually accomplishing something.
• They believe everything they're told, without ever fact-checking or critically thinking.
• And they have the nerve to call themselves "informed" and "engaged" citizens.

It's almost like they want to be deceived. But hey, what's the harm, right? It's all just a big game, a spectacle, a circus. And we're all just pawns in their game of outrage and deception. So, go ahead, keep swallowing the Kool-Aid, keep believing the lies, and keep pretending that you're actually making a difference. It's all just a joke, and you're the punchline.

Joy, Peter Mandelson is being asked to cooperate with an investigation. How thrilling. I'm sure his "cooperation" will be as genuine as his smile. Let's take a look at his illustrious history, shall we? His involvement in the Hinduja brothers' passport scandal is just the tip of the iceberg. Other notable mentions include:

• His shady dealings with Russian oligarchs
• His suspiciously close ties to the British aristocracy
• His impressive ability to spin scandals into "minor indiscretions"

All of which scream "innocent" and "not-at-all-corrupt". The fact that he's being treated with kid gloves by the authorities is hardly surprising. After all, the powerful are always above the law, right? I mean, who needs accountability when you have connections to the wealthy elite? It's not like he's being given special treatment or anything. Perish the thought. The media's response to this debacle is equally laughable. Instead of actually doing their job and scrutinizing Mandelson's past, they're too busy fawning over his "cooperation". Because, clearly, that's the real story here. Not the decades of shady dealings, but his willingness to play nice with the investigators. How quaint. How utterly, mind-numbingly quaint. To all the gullible souls out there who still think Mandelson is a credible figure, let me ask: have you been living under a rock? Do you honestly believe that someone with his track record is suddenly going to start telling the truth? Please, do go on. I'm fascinated by your naivety. And to the "experts" who are still defending him, I have one question: how much are you being paid to spin this nonsense? The statistics are damning: 0 accountability, 0 consequences, and 100% chance of Mandelson walking away scot-free. But hey, who needs justice when you have a nice smile and a title? The system is working perfectly, folks. Just perfectly.

Oh joy, another "investigation" that will inevitably lead to nothing but a slap on the wrist for the perpetrators and a pat on the back for the authorities. How quaint. The fact that the powers that be are "carefully managing" the probe to avoid implicating their own kind is about as surprising as the sun rising in the east. The so-called "experts" and influencers who are peddling this nonsense are either incredibly naive or willfully ignorant. They're like sheep in wolves' clothing, pretending to be outraged while secretly enabling the very system they claim to be against.

• Take, for example, the fact that Epstein's lawyers are still walking free, despite being complicit in his crimes.
• Or the way the media is more focused on salacious details than actual accountability.
• And let's not forget the "authorities" who are leading the investigation, many of whom have ties to the very people they're supposed to be investigating.

Meanwhile, the real issues are being swept under the rug. Epstein's role in facilitating financial crimes and money laundering is barely being touched, because that would require actual effort and courage. Instead, we get to focus on the sex trafficking ring, because that's what sells papers and gets clicks. How convenient. The numbers are staggering:

• Billions of dollars laundered through offshore accounts.
• Thousands of victims of sex trafficking, many of whom will never see justice.
• Countless "influencers" and "experts" who are more concerned with their own careers than actual change.

And don't even get me started on the gullible people who think that this investigation will lead to meaningful consequences or reforms. Are you kidding me? The system is rigged, folks, and it's not going to change anytime soon. The fact that the same authorities who allowed Epstein to operate with impunity are now leading the investigation is a joke. It's like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse and expecting nothing to go wrong.

• The statistics on corruption and misconduct within the authorities are appalling.
• The number of cases that have been swept under the rug or dismissed is staggering.
• The fact that people still trust these institutions is a testament to the power of cognitive dissonance.

So, to all the "experts" and influencers out there who are peddling hope and change, let me say this: spare us the theatrics. We're not buying it. The only thing that's going to come out of this investigation is a bunch of empty promises and half-measures. Mark my words. The Epstein probe is nothing but a limited hangout, a carefully constructed distraction from the real issues. Wake up, sheeple.